“Shit.” John has heard about fictional people who aren’t really fictional, but it’s still crazy when he stumbles on another one. He doesn’t even know that much about the Three Musketeers, he’s pretty sure he just saw a movie or something about a billion years ago, but it’s still pretty fucking cool.

“They should start a club with the superheroes who live down the hall,” he quips. “So you’re seriously related?"