Pffft. You'd be beating to death every single person that heard me scream and didn't pull me out of the water before you did, don't think you can fool me.

[She says it fondly, gently...a secret she keeps safe for him, a truth she doesn't tell unless he needs to hear it.

The rumpled hair she accepts with a giggle and a squeal.]

Hey, careful! Not when it's wet, you'll give me mats!