[She smiles and tilts the video feed to focus on each dog one after the other.]

This is Elvis, this idiot chasing 'is tail is 'is brother Solace, and the short chap with the big 'ead is Tony. 'E belongs to our Bruce, but Bruce 'as got a touch of the deads so I'm walking 'im. And I'm Iris - Iris Wildthyme, transtemporal adventuress, intergalactic darts champion, former Miss Scunthorpe and warden.

'Ow'd you like it so far?