Trying to stop a bunch of mutant lizard people from wrecking the city. [No big deal, right? Right?] Well, mostly just one, but things got kind of... complicated.

[Not to mention out of hand, and terrible, but he's fixed part of that and hopefully Gwen can fix the other half. Make it so like none of this has ever happened, or something.

He's actually not sure how that's going to work.

Anyway, moving on, his smile gets a little less self deprecating.]

I'm Peter Parker. I think I'm friends with your ex, unless there's a different Allison Argent from Beacon Hills I've never heard of before. And considering we just spent like, four days in a cave, I don't think anyone's gonna judge you for being a little muddy.