I don't have a strap on. I thought about asking for one but then I decided to be a smartass and said Surprise me and now I have a string of balls I have no clue what to do with. But anyway.
Listen. I want to, as much as possible, have sex with you because you want to and you're pretty and tough as nails and I like you, and I bet you taste amazing and make gorgeous sounds when you come. Not because the god of tits and wine is bribing me.
Go to the temple and ask them about signing on with a god if you're sure you wanna do that.
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Listen. I want to, as much as possible, have sex with you because you want to and you're pretty and tough as nails and I like you, and I bet you taste amazing and make gorgeous sounds when you come. Not because the god of tits and wine is bribing me.
Go to the temple and ask them about signing on with a god if you're sure you wanna do that.
kay?