And you're being a petulant four year old idiot who refuses to listen to reason. Which, I might add, you totally have a right to, but it doesn't make it any easier to deal with.

But that's what friends do: put up with each other, 'cause we're all completely awesome at the end of the day.

So push all you want, Mindy, 'cause I'm not going anywhere. And when the Hello Kitty Kipak hoodies are done? You, me, and Needy are going to wear them like the fabulous bitches we are.

I'll see you at boot camp...and when this is all over, and you end up with a permanent warden who's as awesome as you are, and believes in you as much as I do? You totally owe me a Coke. So there.