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Allison's Voicemail

Hey, it's Allison! Leave a message, I'll get back to you. Thanks! Bye.

[BEEP]

It doesn't sound stupid at all. It sounds pretty nice.

Kind of perfect actually.

so that's a yes, then? after this, i mean. solve the bounty problem, then take our time and enjoy it. how's that sound?

Rational and doable. Let me just make sure we can, actually, solve the bounty problem first. Then I'm all yours.

all mine. i like the sound of that. :P

i'll be crossing my fingers. and opening my front door carefully until i see you. do you really think it could get, like, crazy?

;)

I don't THINK so? I haven't met anybody so far that heavily pinged my skeeve-o-meter. But, you know. Never hurts to be cautious.

;D (damn it, these devices need better emojis)

right. so staying armed in the house until i see the whites of your eyes. it's times like this i really wish i had a baseball bat.

Yeah, they do. A music streaming app would be nice too. I miss my tunes.

Maybe you could ask your patron for one?

OMG, YES! i need music, srsly. working out is hard without some decent jock rock or something.

my patron. god, why do i suddenly feel like i'm living in moulin rouge? XD

UGH RIGHT? These gods are going about it all the wrong way. Offer me good coffee and an mp3 player preprogrammed with all the best 80s and 90s cheese and I'll bone down however you want me to.

It does kinda sound like that, doesn't it? Of course if we were, we'd actually have music.

we should shoot for that. after we take care of this bounty, we can get together and see if we can get our patrons to pony up. i'll ask for coffee, you can ask for the mp3 player. ooh, i'll ask for the beans and grow it! then we'll have as much as we need. :)

i can hum the elephant love medley when you get here. :P

Now that's a good idea. Did I ever tell you I find girls with big brains sexy? ;)

We can duet. In the non-sexing way.

[Oh no. Allison is grinning and blushing because Daisy Thinks She's Sexy.]

funny. you're real funny. fyi, i think a sense of humor is extra sexy.

non-sexing? does that mean the bounty won't be satisfied if we're sexing? a rousing duet could be amazing foreplay. ;p

wait til I start in on the terrible puns. Then let me know if my sense of humor is still a turn on. :P

You know what, i think a rousing duet SHOULD satisfy the bounty. It'd be awesome. like a Bollywood movie.

hey! puns can be funny!

maybe it would come closer to counting if we did the duet naked? IDK how you feel about ewan macregor or nicole kidman, but THAT would have made the elephant love medley WAY more interesting. ;p

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