theresalwayshope: (soft} smiling / or laughing)
Allison Argent ([personal profile] theresalwayshope) wrote2014-09-18 11:30 am

011} she's a restless young romantic, wants to run the big machine...

[When the video feed clicks on, it's an open shot of the sofa in Allison's living room...but Allison is not in the shot. Instead, two sofa cushions have been wedged together in a v-shape, and nestled in the crook of them is a tiny ball of white and grey fur, nose twitching away as she nibbles contentedly on a single stalk of wheat. Off camera, Allison can be heard, cooing gently at the baby rabbit.]

How's the prettiest girl in the whole world? Huh? Is it you? Are you the prettiest girl in the whole world?...

[A hand comes into view, and as Allison carefully rubs the bunny between the ears, she closes her eyes happily, returning to her nibbling when Allison stops, then turns the camera towards her own glowing face.]

...yes, I adopted a baby bunny. Try not to faint.

[Giggling, Allison turns the feed back on the bunny, who's still nibbling and nose-twitching, and looks about as content as a baby rabbit can, nestled in her little nook while Allison continues talking.]

She's the sweetest little thing...and yes, she is a girl. She comes to me whenever I approach her, and she's very picky, just like Zane warned me. If I'm not holding her, she needs her little spot to chill out in. Otherwise she growls. Actual growling, baby growling. It's adorable. And when I hold her, she makes these adorable little chittery noises...

[The feed wobbles as Allison shifts to reach out and stroke the rabbit again, then carefully gathers her up with one hand and swivels the feed around so her face is visible again, while settling the bunny in the crook of her neck. She giggles as the baby shifts and scrabbles just a little to get comfortable right in the juncture between throat and shoulder, nose twitching merrily away.]

Problem is, Miss Thing here needs a name. One that isn't 'Miss Thing' or 'Fuzzbutt.' Though she likes 'Fuzzbutt.'

[As if to prove her point, the baby rabbit begins to make a noise not unlike purring, a soft little chitter that makes Allison grin.]

See? Anyway. People who are my friends are welcome to come by and play with Baby Fuzzbutt. Carefully. Everyone else...help me name her, please?

[Allison opens her mouth to say more, but the baby chooses that moment to twist her little head and shove her nose right in Allison's ear, making her squeal and giggle...and promptly drop her comm in surprise.]
voluntaryapnea: (this is my totally innocent face)

[personal profile] voluntaryapnea 2014-09-18 08:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Engergizer.
voluntaryapnea: (shit eating grin)

[personal profile] voluntaryapnea 2014-09-18 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
That is the best name a rabbit could ever have and don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
voluntaryapnea: (smile -- pleased)

[personal profile] voluntaryapnea 2014-09-18 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[He eyes the bunny for a moment, then considers again.]


Easter.
Edited (how to html) 2014-09-18 20:17 (UTC)
whatthefoxsay: (cheerful)

/jack

[personal profile] whatthefoxsay 2014-09-18 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm surprised you didn't suggest 'Hossenpfeffer'.
whatthefoxsay: (i like what you have to say)

[personal profile] whatthefoxsay 2014-09-18 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
How about a Shakespearean name? Like Hermia or Viola or Cressida? Or Titania. Titania the Bunny Rabbit has a ring.
voluntaryapnea: (laughing)

[personal profile] voluntaryapnea 2014-09-18 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
But what if the rabbit's not German?
lydiascreams: (smile mocking happy teasing)

[personal profile] lydiascreams 2014-09-18 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
... You're definitely banned from bunny naming. Or ever naming pets.

[But she's grinning.]
lydiascreams: (mock glare questioning stare)

[personal profile] lydiascreams 2014-09-18 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
She's so cute, Allison! I need to finish some stuff for the party, then I'm coming over.

As for names, I'd offer Gucci so she could match Prada, but I know you'd never agree.

You should think of something archery-related. Arrow sounds like a boy's name.
voluntaryapnea: (smirk)

[personal profile] voluntaryapnea 2014-09-18 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay but my next suggestion was going to be Manolo Blahnik.
whatthefoxsay: (hiiiii i'm kira)

[personal profile] whatthefoxsay 2014-09-18 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
But what if it is?
voluntaryapnea: (almost a smirk)

[personal profile] voluntaryapnea 2014-09-18 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[He chuckles and looks back at the screen with Allison and her bunny.]

Allison, ask her if she's German.
lydiascreams: (mock gasp questioning talking)

[personal profile] lydiascreams 2014-09-18 08:31 pm (UTC)(link)
... You pronounced it correctly.

[Shock, surprise and pride!]

There may be hope for you yet.
voluntaryapnea: dreacons @ IJ (arched eyebrows -- standing)

[personal profile] voluntaryapnea 2014-09-18 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, I listen when you talk.

[He's smirking but he almost sounds insulted.]
voluntaryapnea: (laughing in your face)

[personal profile] voluntaryapnea 2014-09-18 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay but. Jessica. Surely she likes that one.
whatthefoxsay: (bright smile)

[personal profile] whatthefoxsay 2014-09-18 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
It is a very queenly name and she is a very queenly rabbit.
voluntaryapnea: (:()

[personal profile] voluntaryapnea 2014-09-18 08:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey I am being legitimately helpful here.
whatthefoxsay: (easy grin)

/jack. again.

[personal profile] whatthefoxsay 2014-09-18 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Quiver?
voluntaryapnea: (genuine smile)

[personal profile] voluntaryapnea 2014-09-18 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Mia. She could go with Mia. Mia Dearden is the sidekick to Green Arrow.
lydiascreams: (Stiles - smile proud happy soft open fee)

[personal profile] lydiascreams 2014-09-18 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[Goddamnit Stiles, stop being cute.]

Apparently you do. [Grin, but then she's serious.]

But the bunny isn't red headed enough to be named Jessica. [Her childhood role models were messed up, okay? She's a Jessica fan.]
lydiascreams: (thoughtful plan stare neutral)

[personal profile] lydiascreams 2014-09-18 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Hm, that is better but maybe too serious? You can't make it cute.

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