[When the video feed clicks on, it's an open shot of the sofa in Allison's living room...but Allison is not in the shot. Instead, two sofa cushions have been wedged together in a v-shape, and nestled in the crook of them is a tiny ball of white and grey fur, nose twitching away as she nibbles contentedly on a single stalk of wheat. Off camera, Allison can be heard, cooing gently at the baby rabbit.]
How's the prettiest girl in the whole world? Huh? Is it you? Are you the prettiest girl in the whole world?...
[A hand comes into view, and as Allison carefully rubs the bunny between the ears, she closes her eyes happily, returning to her nibbling when Allison stops, then turns the camera towards her own glowing face.]
...yes, I adopted a baby bunny. Try not to faint.
[Giggling, Allison turns the feed back on the bunny, who's still nibbling and nose-twitching, and looks about as content as a baby rabbit can, nestled in her little nook while Allison continues talking.]
She's the sweetest little thing...and yes, she is a girl. She comes to me whenever I approach her, and she's very picky, just like Zane warned me. If I'm not holding her, she needs her little spot to chill out in. Otherwise she growls. Actual growling, baby growling. It's adorable. And when I hold her, she makes these adorable little chittery noises...
[The feed wobbles as Allison shifts to reach out and stroke the rabbit again, then carefully gathers her up with one hand and swivels the feed around so her face is visible again, while settling the bunny in the crook of her neck. She giggles as the baby shifts and scrabbles just a little to get comfortable right in the juncture between throat and shoulder, nose twitching merrily away.]
Problem is, Miss Thing here needs a name. One that isn't 'Miss Thing' or 'Fuzzbutt.' Though she likes 'Fuzzbutt.'
[As if to prove her point, the baby rabbit begins to make a noise not unlike purring, a soft little chitter that makes Allison grin.]
See? Anyway. People who are my friends are welcome to come by and play with Baby Fuzzbutt. Carefully. Everyone else...help me name her, please?
[Allison opens her mouth to say more, but the baby chooses that moment to twist her little head and shove her nose right in Allison's ear, making her squeal and giggle...and promptly drop her comm in surprise.]
How's the prettiest girl in the whole world? Huh? Is it you? Are you the prettiest girl in the whole world?...
[A hand comes into view, and as Allison carefully rubs the bunny between the ears, she closes her eyes happily, returning to her nibbling when Allison stops, then turns the camera towards her own glowing face.]
...yes, I adopted a baby bunny. Try not to faint.
[Giggling, Allison turns the feed back on the bunny, who's still nibbling and nose-twitching, and looks about as content as a baby rabbit can, nestled in her little nook while Allison continues talking.]
She's the sweetest little thing...and yes, she is a girl. She comes to me whenever I approach her, and she's very picky, just like Zane warned me. If I'm not holding her, she needs her little spot to chill out in. Otherwise she growls. Actual growling, baby growling. It's adorable. And when I hold her, she makes these adorable little chittery noises...
[The feed wobbles as Allison shifts to reach out and stroke the rabbit again, then carefully gathers her up with one hand and swivels the feed around so her face is visible again, while settling the bunny in the crook of her neck. She giggles as the baby shifts and scrabbles just a little to get comfortable right in the juncture between throat and shoulder, nose twitching merrily away.]
Problem is, Miss Thing here needs a name. One that isn't 'Miss Thing' or 'Fuzzbutt.' Though she likes 'Fuzzbutt.'
[As if to prove her point, the baby rabbit begins to make a noise not unlike purring, a soft little chitter that makes Allison grin.]
See? Anyway. People who are my friends are welcome to come by and play with Baby Fuzzbutt. Carefully. Everyone else...help me name her, please?
[Allison opens her mouth to say more, but the baby chooses that moment to twist her little head and shove her nose right in Allison's ear, making her squeal and giggle...and promptly drop her comm in surprise.]